One garment · Zero restraint

$NECK

It started as a sweater. Nobody measured it for a while. It does not stop growing.

Acquire $NECK See the progression

A man in a white turtleneck holding a wine glass; in three steps the collar swells until it towers over his head. — Fig. 1 — Growth observed across a single evening No intervention attempted

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Field observations

The progression

Each stage was recorded after the previous one was declared the final stage. Scroll slowly. It gets bigger on the way down, which is the entire problem.

A man on a beach wearing a cream turtleneck, holding a wine glass and a sponge. — 01 The Collar Baseline. A single fold. Weather irrelevant, wine held level.

A knitted balaclava and cowl covering everything but the eyes. — 02 The Helm The collar reaches the crown of the head and closes over it. Eyes retained.

Ironworkers on a girder above a city; one of them is a stack of knitted rings. — 03 The Commute Reports the garment to work as a dependent. Lunch taken at altitude, unbothered.

A vast coil of cream knit filling an entire living room. — 04 The Coil No longer worn so much as inhabited. The room is now inside the sweater.

A country estate entirely wrapped in enormous rings of cream knitwear. — 05 The Estate Takes the house. Guests still arrive. The scale model out front is no longer to scale.

Longitudinal data

Everyone called the top

Thirty-seven consecutive months of somebody insisting it had peaked. The measurement is the only honest party here.

An exponential bar chart from Jul 2023 to Jul 2026 where each bar is a progressively taller turtleneck, with an arrow at Sep 2024 labelled 'it's so over'. — Fig. 2 — Neck circumference, Jul 2023 – Jul 2026. Log scale unnecessary. So far.

Participation

Put your neck out

Four steps. None of them will make you money.

STEP 01

Get a wallet

Phantom, or whatever you already have. Write the seed phrase on paper, not in a group chat.

STEP 02

Fund it

Send in only what you are genuinely prepared to watch go to zero. That is the whole risk model.

STEP 03

Match the address

Copy the contract below and check every character against it. Imposter tokens are the norm, not the exception.

STEP 04

Swap

Trade for $NECK. Then wear it. The layers accumulate whether or not you are watching.

Contract Not yet deployed — no contract address exists for $NECK. Ignore anyone who gives you one.